The Reviews Section!

So this is the waste of space I call the Reviews section. It's a sort of way for me to unleash my vitriolic and controversial views on the world. Yet since I will only be reviewing music that I actually like, I won't be slagging off bands mercilessly, merely judging them in a balanced light. You may have noticed a distinct lack of pictures; this is due to my lack of a scanner at the moment. Oh well, it is a reviews section, not an art gallery. Moving on...


SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY: Tomorrow We Will Run Faster (Southern)
It's a while since a record has struck me as being original and totally engaging at the same time (i.e. original=art wank), but this debut offering from Chicago's fantastically-named Sweep The Leg Johnny is both! The addition of a saxophone to the weird rhythms (Shellac and Slint may be the best reference points here) is really refreshing, and the vocals are often just as interesting. Five tracks in 40 minutes may seem like a drag, but if you like challenging rock music (and I don't mean that in a bad way), this is really the only record to buy this year. It's great! 2/6/99
It's the three-count for STLJ, and a total score of
9 out of 10.
Song to be played to death: Please Give Me Roses Before I Am Dead might be a good choice.

CABLE: Sub-lingual (Infectious)
Yay! Derby's only band of note (� part Bivouac), Cable have in the past served up bowls of post-punk cake topped with nonchalant vocal custard (I mean that in a good way), and sometimes sprinkled with flakes of (shock!) melody (A laboured metaphor, I know). After hearing the sad news of the band's break-up, it's tempting to think 'Sub-lingual' will be a flaccid effort, the vapid last rites of a band on the brink of artistic suicide (or something). So it's great to hear that it's, erm, not! And anyway, 'Arthur Walker' was a good omen for this album, being Cable's most commercial effort to date. There's almost a good-time feel about most of the songs - 'Hexagon Eye' is a fantastic reminder of Cable's idiotic sense of humour, 'Song 1' and 'Pocket Promise' have great singalongish choruses, and 'Brothers and Sisters' and 'Yesterday On The Horizon' showcase that lo-fi B-side post-hardcore vibe we know and love the band for. R.I.P. Cable (1994-99) (sob). (25/5/99)
R.I.P. indeed. It's a shame they couldn't have been with us to collect their
9 out of 10.
Song to be played to death: Hexagon Eye

THE JUDAS FACTOR: Ballads In Blue China (Revelation)
It's shouty, it's hardcorey, it's metally, and it's painful. And it's not Will Haven! Although vocalist Robert Fish sounds perpetually like he's rammed a 10-inch spike up his rear end (just like Grady Avenell), this sometimes wearisome noise is balanced by some interesting guitar work, on 'Beauty Mark' and 'Essay' in particular. Elsewhere it's caustic metal riffs and business as usual... and then we get to the experimental songs. Oh dear. 'Will You Wait Up For Me' and '' are valiant yet boring attempts at sensitivity. More metal, we say! And back it comes, thank God. Well, to sum up, this album's shouty in the right places and quiet in the wrong ones. (25/5/99)
This motherfucker deserves no more than
6 out of 10.
Song to be played to death: Essay

SPY VERSUS SPY: Spy Versus Spy (Subjugation)
Well I have to say I was expecting a lot more from this debut mini-album. Comparisons to Bob Tilton are probably erroneous - this lot are not quite as compelling, I'm afraid. It's not that it's a bad record, it's just that I was left cold by it. 'Game Ruiner', while punchy and quirky, does not get the circulation going, and it's a similar story throughout. Brief passages when you think they're going to impress mutate into jangly side-segments which make you think you're listening to the next Charlatans rather than the next Fugazi. I'm sorry, I just don't give a shit.(25/5/99)
More than 5 out of 10? You'll be lucky, my friend...

FUGAZI: Instrument (Dischord Video)
Twelve years of existence hasn't dimmed the power of Fugazi. Last year's 'End Hits' (hopefully not a prophetic title) was probably the DC band's strongest effort in terms of melody and variety, and mixed extremely subdued moments like 'Pink Frosty' with melodic fury like 'Caustic Acrostic'. 'Instrument' follows on its coattails, and contains live footage, interviews, and the members of Fugazi just mulling around. Though the band sometimes plays up to the camera to excruciating levels, the film gives us a tiny glimpse of what Fugazi are really like, and (almost) manages to dispel the myth that they are puritan, grey and boring people. The live stuff is also pretty damn good, especially the early footage. Guy Picciotto in particular is a presence onstage, often eschewing his guitar in favour of being able to go completely mad. In spite of this, we frequently see Ian Mackaye reprimanding members of the audience for being too violent, and wonder why! Anyway, 'Instrument' is a welcome addition to the Fugazi legend. Fugazi fans must have it or be slain.
It's difficult to give this less than 8 out of 10, so I won't.

SATISFACT: The Third Meeting At The Third Counter (K)
The 'K Records' logo is pretty much a seal of quality, and Satisfact's 2nd (I think) album is indeed of quality. It puts an original slant on the standard Dischord post-hardcore sound, adding weird electronica and pop-ish tunes. 'I'm In A Bad Way' is the star track, transporting you back 20 years to new-wave-land. While much of the rest is more experimental and vocal-less, it doesn't detract one bit from the overall quality. In an age where originality is extremely hard to come by in new music, this is refreshing. Forgive me, but I was indeed Satisfacted by this album.
Oh go on then, have 8 out of 10 of my very finest points.
Song to be played to death: I'm In A Bad Way

GAMEFACE: Every Last Time (Revelation)
Revelation Records started out as a label for straight-edge metally hardcore. In recent years, they've branched out majorly, especially towards emo-core. This record is emo, but it's even poppier. For that reason, I found it a bit disconcerting, as it sometimes heads towards chart-land (I think it's the constantly harmonised vocals). But the important thing is of course the songs, and here they're as strong as anywhere. Just don't expect beefy hardcore in the traditional Revelation style, or you will be disappointed. Next...
5 out of 10 - what a waste of chops
Song to be played to death: not entirely sure

MOGWAI: Come On Die Young (Chemikal Underground)
Hmmm... Much is made of Mogwai and their supposed combining of Slint and Black Sabbath into a free-flowing musical experience or whatever. While I thought 'Young Team' was a good record, it still didn't live up to that promise. It was sometimes endlessly repetitive, not in a Slint-like way, just self-indulgently, and although it was heavy, Black Sabbath didn't really get a look-in. So it's even more of a surprise that 'CODY' is practically a quiet-guitar-fest all the way through, with the odd twinkle here and trumpet there. So you see, it's all rather boring, and while many sections are very inspired, these sections tend to get repeated to eternity. Perhaps I need to listen to it again, but it is NOT a contender for record of the year.
No indeed, so just 6 points out of 10 for you, my lad.
Song to be played to death: dunno really

FUGAZI live at Stratford Rex, London (15th May 1999)
This is the last date of a gruelling slog across the UK for Fugazi - the world's biggest and best 'post-hardcore' band. To my eternal regret I missed openers Shellac and Marine Research, but Fugazi's set was (almost) intense enough to make me forget that. "Enjoy the music, jump up and down, but not into each other!" begs Ian Mackaye at the start. Apart from a series of disapproving glances at certain moshing members of the capacity audience, this is the last mention of violence from him. He and co-partner-in-shouting Guy Picciotto look totally focused, yet are sweating like pigs, in contrast to serene bassist Joe Lally, who sings on 'Recap Modotti', the most accessible song played tonight. Other crowd favourites like 'Waiting Room', 'Margin Walker' and 'Facet Squared' are punched out anthemically, while noise-fests like 'Smallpox Champion' destroy all in their path (eardrums included). But it's the semi-heavy rhythmic tension-builders like 'Break' and 'Place Position' which work best, proving both tuneful and moshworthy. The fantastic, no-nonsense set and the pleasant atmosphere here make this a fitting final date here (hopefully not forever).

So I hope to have some more reviews up soon, but first I need to get the records. Any comments - please mail 'em to me! Bye!